May 2013
3 posts
amoying:
amoying:
what did the french chef say to the pancake?
I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
April 2013
169 posts
6 tags
time to put on my final exam outfit
shutupaubrey:
these are the key to my heart:
rneerkat:
the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto
sometimelow:
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
rabioheab:
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
screamingcrawfish:
i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More
3 tags
lonelywhiteasian:
all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
darrynek:
i don’t moan during sex i make airplane noises
4 tags
